how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?
i was 45 seconds late to class so i had to get a late pass and the entire process took me 15 minutes. now im 17 minutes late to class but at least i learned my lesson right
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes